From: Jimmy Brokaw <jimmy@juggler.demon.co.uk>
Date: 23 Apr 1995 16:18:00 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [rec.juggling] Can any tell me how??? experence essential

[Submittor's Note: The IJA is the International Juggler Association]

joanne <link_milton@delphi.com> wrote:

>...im trying to learn how to juggle ive brought
>a book,a video,the balls and im getting the T shirt soon ; }
>and i know every one tells me to keep practising and im am "god
>am i" im doing it every night over by bed like the book tells
>me to but ive only had experence with two balls up until now ;
>} so trying to handle three is a mighty task for me right now...

Serves you right for trying to learn to juggle from the Karma Sutra... Which brings me to the

Top ten books not to learn to juggle from:

10. Karma Sutra
9. Boomerang Leg and Yaws in the Australian Aborigines
8. The Talmud
7. Tractatus Logicophilosophicus
6. The House at Pooh Corner
5. Mein Kampf
4. Principia Mathematica
3. Everyday Life on an Ostrich Farm
2. New York City White Pages
1. The IJA Accounts