From: Andrew Stefanski <stefansk@evansville.edu>
Date: 14 Apr 1995 19:04:13 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.humor.best-of-usenet
Subject: [misc.jobs.offered] UNIX job at Wizards of the Coast

[Moderator's Comment: Wizards of the Coast makes the trading card game Magic: the Gathering and has grown from two guys in a basement to a $150 million business in under 2 years.]

~From: Jason <jgrundy@bnr.ca>
Newgroups: comp.mail.sendmail, rec.games.trading-cards.magic.misc, comp.mail.list-admin.software, comp.infosystems.www.misc, misc.jobs.offered
~Subject: Re: UNIX job at Wizards of the Coast

Jonathan Kruger <jon@perca.umd.edu> wrote:
> E-mail ASCII ONLY resume and cover letter to JON@WIZARDS.COM.
> Send hardcopy resume and cover letter to:
>
> Wizards of the Coast
> Attn: UNIX Administrator
> PO Box 707
> Renton, WA 98057-0707
>
>Recommended Skills & Experience:
>
> * A degree in Computer Science or related field.
> * Sendmail: sendmail.cf hacking, security.
> * SunOS administration.
> * Usenet news: inn, nn, newswatcher, News<->Mail, News<->HTML.
> * Mail: Pine, MIME, HTML, forwards, quotas, backups.
> * Listserv: automation, cron, archiving.
> * Mac integration (CAP, Netscape, POP3, Eudora, Appleshare, etc).
> * FTP: security, list archives, organization.
> * Web: dev tools, script support, watching leading edge tech.
> * Expertise with Nerf weaponry

I think all that other stuff is nice for getting you the job, but that last one is the important one for KEEPING the job...