Pecking Order
Data Processing Manager
- Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
- Is more powerful than a locomotive
- Is faster than a speeding bullet
- Walks on water
- Gives policy to God
Assistant Data Processing Manager
- Leaps short buildings in a single bound
- Is more powerful than a switch engine
- Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
- Walks on water if the sea is calm
- Talks with God
Operations Manager
- Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
- Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
- Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet
- Walks on water in an in-door swimming pool
- Talks with God if special request is approved
Senior Systems Analyst
- Barely clears a Quonset hut
- Loses a tug of war with a locomotive
- Can fire a speeding bullet
- Swims well
- Is occasionally addressed by God
Systems Analyst
- Makes high marks in the wall when trying to leap buildings
- Is run over by locomotives
- Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
- Dog paddles
- Talks to animals
Data Control Clerk
- Runs into buildings
- Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
- Is not issued ammunition
- Can stay afloat with a life jacket
- Talks to walls
Programming Manager
- Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
- Says, "Look at the choo-choo"
- Wets self with a water pistol
- Plays in mud puddles
- Mumbles to self
Programmer
- Lifts buildings and walks under them
- Kicks locomotives off the track
- Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them
- Freezes water with a single glance
- Is God!
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