Pecking Order

Data Processing Manager

• Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a locomotive
• Is faster than a speeding bullet
• Walks on water
• Gives policy to God

Assistant Data Processing Manager

• Leaps short buildings in a single bound
• Is more powerful than a switch engine
• Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
• Walks on water if the sea is calm
• Talks with God

Operations Manager

• Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds
• Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
• Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet
• Walks on water in an in-door swimming pool
• Talks with God if special request is approved

Senior Systems Analyst

• Barely clears a Quonset hut
• Loses a tug of war with a locomotive
• Can fire a speeding bullet
• Swims well
• Is occasionally addressed by God

Systems Analyst

• Makes high marks in the wall when trying to leap buildings
• Is run over by locomotives
• Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury
• Dog paddles
• Talks to animals

Data Control Clerk

• Runs into buildings
• Recognizes locomotives two out of three times
• Is not issued ammunition
• Can stay afloat with a life jacket
• Talks to walls

Programming Manager

• Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
• Says, "Look at the choo-choo"
• Wets self with a water pistol
• Plays in mud puddles
• Mumbles to self

Programmer

• Lifts buildings and walks under them
• Kicks locomotives off the track
• Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them
• Freezes water with a single glance
• Is God!